Semiahmoo Bottle Depot

June 26, 2010 9:00AM - 1:00PM

“Wow this must be one of the most welcoming communities around” said Return-It Man as he marched up and down the streets near the Semiahmoo Bottle Depot.

“Why do you say that?” asked Super Sidekick

“Everyone's saying hello like they've seen me before” replied Return-It Man

“Well duh, you're every where; on posters, the web...you're pretty famous”

“No, I mean like they've all met me before. I'm going to stop and ask the next person that says hello” said a curious Return-It Man. “Excuse me my dear, why is everyone acting like they know me?” said Return-It Man to a mother of two walking past him and offering a high five.

“Well let me see, last years Celebration Tour, your grocery store visits, outdoor festival visits, and of course the beach parade that you've been to three times...”

“Okay, I get it. I guess I have been in the neighborhood a few times” blushed Return-It Man

Back at the Depot things we're running smooth so the manager sent Return-It Man to Softball City to drum up some business. After amazing the crowd with his 'slider', 'spitball' and of course his famous 'super pitch', Return-It Man sat down for a cool drink.

“Why is it called a super pitch, it's just a lob-ball that every batter hits out of the park” sneered a cheeky young lad.

“Because my friend, everyone can Return It” laughed Return-It Man