Haney Bottle Depot

May 15, 2010 10:00AM - 2:00PM

Just off the Lougheed Highway lies the BIGGEST little Bottle Depot this side of the Fraser River. Return-It Man couldn't help but smile as he soared into Haney. So excited, he slightly over-shot the Depot and landed in the middle of a baseball game across the street! However, he did manage to slide perfectly across home plate. "That's how I roll" shrugged Return-It Man as he dusted himself off in front of a stunned crowd. The Haney Bottle Depot was a-buzz with recycling, people couldn't wait to get a high five and a prize wheel spin. The first two hours flew by as folks rolled in from all over town, but nobody could seem to hit a Big Prize spin on the wheel... then the Ringer walked into the Depot. Standing at a cool 3.5 ft she eyed up the Prize Wheel like a prize fighter. With more muscle than Return-It Man had ever seen, she spun the wheel with such zest and conviction that she not only walked away with a yo-yo, beach ball, tattoo, frisbee and sunscreen, she left the depot wearing the coca-cola cowboy hat.

Off into the sunset she rode, accounted Return-It Man to all his Super Hero friends that night at supper... (yes, Super Heroes usually eat meals together).