Coquitlam Return-It Depot

June 12, 2010 2:00PM - 6:00PM

Fresh from the gym Return-It Man soared into town.“I feel like a million bucks” exclaimed Return-It Man

“Why is that?” asked Super Sidekick as he set up the Celebration Banner.

“Cause I went to the gym... did you know I can bench 500?” bragged our Hero

“500 lbs!?”

“Of course not, I mean 500 cans, take a look at these pythons” flexed Return-It Man

So confident was Return-It Man with his new found strength that he not only carried three bags of bottles from the other side of town to the Depot, he also helped unload a number of gigantic unwanted, recyclable TV sets.

“That must be a record” announced the Depot staff in amazement as Return-It Man unloaded and stacked electronics in a blur of yellow and blue.

Is wasn't long before word got out that the Coquitlam Return-It Depot had a Super Assistant. Pretty soon the adjacent shop patrons and residents were dropping by to cash in a few returns and oggle at the awe and wonder that is Return-It Man.

“Wow” said Super Sidekick wiping his brow at the end of a successful shift

“You know it, who knew returning aluminum cans for recycling would be a better workout than pumping iron...Arnold eat your heart out” giggled Return-It Man.